What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

No way

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

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Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

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They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No go.

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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